one of my greatest fears.

is that one day i will be interviewing for my dream job and everything will be going great, and then at some point in the interview they will find out that i only type with one hand and i will be painfully denied.

i've been thinking my summer goal will include making friends with mavis beacon.


my other great fear is that one day my head will realize that it has never ever experienced a brain freeze and decide to make up for lost time right in the middle of a perfectly good slurpee or some other frozen treat. what happens if you've never built up a resistance to such things? do you explode?